Author
and illustrator Liz Fosslien has thought a lot about economics and Valentine’s
Day. In ‘14 Ways an Economist Says I Love You,’ she offers this advice:
“Give
your loved one a nerdy Valentine and they'll be yours forever! Why? Because if
you give them diamonds/cufflinks this year, anything you get them next year
will fall short. Give them [a nerdy Valentine] and anything they receive next
year will be a step up. It's called expectation management and is the key to a
long and happy relationship.”
Fosslien
suggests a variety of approaches to saying, ‘I love you,’ in economic terms.
(Each is accompanied by an illustrative chart or graph at Fosslien.com/heart.)
If you’re looking for a way to express the magnitude or enduring nature of your
feelings, you could try:
·
I don’t think
your great, / I think you’re fantastic, / For what you’re supplying, / My
demand’s inelastic.
·
The monopoly you
have on my heart is all natural.
·
Our risk of
default is zero.
·
The S&P was
in the red, / But I wasn’t blue, / Because I shorted the market, / And went
long on you.
·
The marginal
returns of spending time with you will never diminish.
·
Irrational, asymmetric,
/ Love is so foolish. / But I could not care less, / If you’re the stock then
I’m bullish.
If
the dismal science of economics doesn’t deliver the level of romance your
relationship requires, you can always go for the cufflinks or the diamonds.
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